Nali_Tron! - For all things Denali

Sthstay Warm!

2010-01-29T19:41:00.000-05:00

Bark

2010-01-09T15:09:00.002-05:00

Popsths is all alone disths weekend so I'm keeping him company. Problem isths I like to bark and Popsths was napping and I barked and woke him. Dat wasths a bad, bad move. I don't know why I do. I get sthso nervousths I guessths.

But I'll try and keep him from hisths boredrom. He sthseems busthsy though. I haven't sthseen him too much.

Sthso I'll try to justhst bark at intrudersths and protect disths housthse.

-Nallersths

Bath

2009-12-24T13:19:00.001-05:00

I hate bathsths. Hate'em. When Popsths turnsths on dat hosthse. Well. Sthsweet Jesthsus. Itsths cold.

But I'm clean now. Tahoe isths too. She isths prettier den me. Well everybody say dat. I don't believe'em dough. I justhst laugh and chasthse dem sthsquirrelsths. Sthso all dat to sthsay that I hope you have a Merry, Merry, Merry Christhstmasths!

-Nallersths

Propsths!

2009-10-13T16:42:00.002-04:00

Why doesthsn't my page get any propsths!? I don't sthsee no commentsths or people sthstopping by. Probably causthse I can't type sthso I don't update disths thing much. I'm sthsorry, but being in disths new housthse with my big sthsis Tahoe getsths me all sthstressthsed out sthsometimesths.

Actually. Justhst yesthsterday I ate a whole trashth can full of paper. Popsths wasths mad.

Real mad.

-Nallersths

2418

2009-09-29T21:19:00.002-04:00

Thisths new housthe isths sthsomething. I tell you what! Lotsths to bark at. Popsths be yelling at me all the time about barking. I can't sthstop dough. I have to yell. I have to bark yall.

Yall should come sthsee me and Tahoe here. Itsths reeeeeeeeeal nice. I do like it. Just can't wait for Popsths to build dat fence. Den me and the Tahoe can go running like we wasths running away from Popsths.

-nallersths

New Housthse

2009-08-30T22:13:00.003-04:00

Ma and Popsths bought and me and Tahoe a new housthse. Itsths nice. Isths gotsths a big yard and more room and a hallway I can run down. Too bad dem floorsths are wood though-dey alwaysths be moving to housthsesths with wood floorsths and my nailsths be sthslipping and sthsliding all over da place. I can't sthsit sthstill, even if I tried. But I don't try causthse I likesths to be in da thick of thingsths.

Disths weekend though a whole bunch of people come over and Ma and Popsths locked me and Tahoe in dat room without no bed and we had to sthstay there and sthstay there and sthstay there. And when dey finally let usths out all the roomsths be different colorsths then when we went in there. I don't know how dey did dat.

My coat

2009-07-22T15:12:00.002-04:00

Well apparently I had disths thyroid problem. Momsths + popsths thought I wasths depressthsed all the time, but I wasthsn't. I justhst didn't know how to tell'em I wasths justhst tired.

Well, after all thesthse shotsths I got, the medisthsine lady gave popsths a pill to give me. I take it every every day + a whole bunch of other pillsths too. But hot dang I'm running around now!

Like my old sthself. I gotsths energy yall! It feel good fo sho. And my furry coat look bettah too. Datsths wat momsths + popsths said anywaysths. I'm black + shiny + sthsoft. People like petting me now sthso I jump a lot.

I tell you wat! It sho isths nicethse to jump again.

-nallersths

Tshyroid

2009-05-13T21:05:00.003-04:00

Well, folkshs. In addition to having the world'sth largest underbite and fighting hard for the position of world'sth ugliest dog, momsth and popsth spend $462 to discover that I have thyroidsths issue and put me on 5 different pills. They also have to serve me filtered water. The resultsth:

1) I will stop chewing my skin off.
2) I will resume my jubilant, joyful, jocular disthposithion. (Ma and Pops just sthoughth I was homesick for Astheville. Apparently thyroidalsth conditionsth lead to skin chewing AND depression.)
3) I won't have crysthals in my urine. Oscarths told me I didn't want those. Apparently that could lead to .....well, nevermind thatsh, I don't have any reproductive parts. Besides the volv. I think my medsth will cure that, too.

De Nalito

2009-04-23T17:27:00.003-04:00

Hola amigos. My name es el Raton Beastito San Cristobal de la Cruz. Me cusin es de Nali-Tron de la Cruz. He es a bandito. He has no balue...but he echase de squirrels and he echase de cats. Es pathetico. He does enothing.
Is my dream to come to dis country and hopen a restaurant, but is bery difficult. But...is okey, I'm open a restaurant called Ristaurante del Raton. We especialize in aNalitos, asyouknow a Nalito is a tortilla especial named after my cusin Nali-Tron, who es a bandito, but I hope dat my cusin is lead to do good things because of the success of de Nalito. Is more to dis life dan echasing the cats and echasing the squirrels.

Attacksths!

2009-04-16T12:13:00.000-04:00

Thisths givesths me nightmaresths!

Plan B

2009-04-01T13:37:00.002-04:00

I'm ready for my aerial assthsault!
Bewaresths sthsquirrelsths I will get you in your treesths!

Sthso closthse!

2009-03-31T15:24:00.002-04:00

When I take napsths I dream about chasthsing Osthscarsths the cat, dem sthsquirrelsths dat run all over da housthse, and dat mailman dat comesths every day and tauntsths me from the other sthside of the door.
Oohhh, if only I could get through dat door thosthse sthsquirrelsths would be histhstory and dat mailman would find himsthself a different route. I tell you what.
Today I had my chansthse. Dat Kate who alwaysths sthsits around the table and makesths sthsure I don't sthsit on dat couch took me and Tahoesths outsthside to git some Vitamin D (which I need fo' sho on my itchy sthskin) and lo and behold who come walkin' up the sthtreet but dat mailman.
I wasths all ready to rip through my leashths and run after dat man and eat hisths mail and hisths blue hat but before I could even open my crooked teeth dat girl clamped her hand over my nose and made me not breathe no more. Den, he didn't even come to our housthse. Kate sthsaid no mail today but I don't believe it. I knowsths. I knowsths the truth.
Dat mailman, he'sths afraid of the Nalitron. He knowsths I'm toughersths den him and dat I got all the movesths to prove it.
Justhst you wait....

OSCARSTHS!

2009-03-18T22:13:00.003-04:00

He isths back! My long farewellsths friend. He wasths with Kate out in dat long, long westhsts, but oh dearsths! Oh dearsths heavenly father above! My friend. My long losthsts friend, the cat, the feline, Oscarsths! is now back and how I love to chase dat cat all over dis damn house.

It'sths gloriousths! Absthsolutely gloriousths!

Get out from under dat couch Osthscar! I will desthstroy you like dem sthsquirrelsths!

-Nallersths

Oh dearsths

2009-03-08T22:41:00.001-04:00

I tell you wat!

Disths weathersths is crazy! Abosthsolutely crazy. Itsths warm and den itsths cold. Who dah hell knowsths what isths going to happen.

Popsths brushed my teefersths dah other day. Dat wasths damn annoying. But at dah sthsame time he cleaned my earsths which felt reeeeeeeal, reeeeeeeeal good. Sthso I can't complain too much.

Well here comesths Tahoe. It musthts be time for bed.

-Nallersths

Sthsilversths

2009-02-04T10:56:00.004-05:00

Popsths hasths disths new record and it looksths like it hasths sthsometing to do withs maths. I dunno but yallsths should go listen to it becausthse itsths my Popsths and he isths da greatesthst!

-Nallersths

Dem Holidaysths

2008-12-16T19:26:00.003-05:00

I don't know wat it isths about dese Holidaysths (exceptshs dat it sthso damn cold), but I love da Christhsmasths. Sthso I wrote a rhyme:

Christhsmaths, Christhsmaths
How I love Christhsmaths
Tahoesths sthso mean
But I love hersths anywaysths
Christhsmaths, Christhsmaths
How I love Christhsmaths
My bonesths gone missthsing
And I don't know where it'd went
Christhsmaths, Christhsmaths
How I love dat Christhsmaths
Popsths isths done yelling
But he done bought a new bone
Christhsmaths, Christhsmaths
How I love Christhsmaths
Tahoe isths sthsleeping
And itsths warm in disths home

-Nallersths

Bonesths

2008-12-06T14:50:00.004-05:00

Watshts going on! I tell you wat, Tahoe wont let me eat on her bone dats wat! Ma brought home sthsome gloriousths bonesths the other day. Tahoe sthstole my piece and ate it when I wasthsn't lookin and now she wont share her big ole bone. All she do isths chew and fall asthsleep. Sthsometimesths I get in dere and grab when she be sthsleepin. I might get one dem crazy sthsquirrelsths to get it for me.

-Nallersths

Have a looksthsy!

2008-11-30T15:57:00.003-05:00

Disths be my ownersths....my Ma and Popsths asths I refer to dem here on my blog. Justhst look at thesthse clownsths!

Ma and Popsths

Sthsad, sthsad. Now yousths sthsee why I'm sthso bad off now.

-Nallersths

I tell you wat!

2008-11-30T14:50:00.002-05:00

Itsths so dang cold in disths housthse I'm about to shrinksths into a ball and die. Tahoe isths alwaysths warm. She sthso big and furry. Not mee dough. My coat isths thin. It'sths dang thin. Sthso thin that I gotta get on dat couch sthsometimesths. But da funny thing justhst happened to me. Ma isths organizing disths housthse and thought it'd be nicesthe to move. She justhst picked up my bed (wid me on da bed I might add) and sthslid me ovah to dah corner. Justhst picked me up and moved me. Actually she didn't pick me up. She grabbed dat blanket and pulled me ovah to another corner. I didn't move. Justhst looked at her in disthsgusthsts. She didn't sthseem to care dough.

Kept on going wid her organizing. Moving picturesths and sthsuch around and around. Oh well. It be quiet in here now and itsths preddy nice. Warm too.

I like dat.

-Nallersths

Posthstersths

2008-11-24T11:22:00.001-05:00

Well Tacosths ate dat posthter dee other day and man were we in fo it. Popsths and Ma laid into her. I'll tell you what. Mercy heavensths yesths. Tahoesths got a sthscolding. But I guessths I helped and justht gotta away with it. I jusths hid under dat table. Popsths didn't see me. Well I guessths he did, but didn't wanna get under dere and yellsths at me.

Poor Tahoesths.

-Nallersths

Sthstuff

2008-11-18T15:23:00.004-05:00

I gotsths a problem. Dat problem be my sthsisthter Tahoe - dat big fuzzy beasthst dat everyone be sthsayin' isths prettier dan me - sthspends all night eating sthstuff dat ain't hersths. I usthsed to think dat'sths pretty funny becausthse there sthsure isths a lot of sthstuff in disths housthse, sthso if she eat sthsome, dat meansths dere's more room for me to run around. I like to run around - esthspecially if dere be sthsquirrelsths. But dat be another sthstory. The problem isths that sthsince Tahoe sthstarted eating sthstuff sthso much, Ma and Popsths done put more sthtsuff in the housthse. Dere'sths dat new table in da kitchen, and drumsths sthsitting dere by my couch. Dang drums. If popsths knew dat Tahoe be playing dem drums all day when he out dere building fencesths, oohhh, he'd have sthsomethin' much to sthsay about dat!

It'sths quiet.

2008-11-03T22:55:00.004-05:00

Oh thank goodnessths! Ma and Popsths are finally home and all thosthse guesthsths have gone away! Da housthse isths finally quiet.

All lasthst week dat girl with dem yellow hairsths kept lookin' at me when I'd sniff dat couch. Oh how I love dat couch and she justhst sthsat there sthtarin' at me when I'd make my move to sthsnuggle up in it'sths brown corduroyness. And she'd sthsay "No Denali, no couch for you!" Don't she know I knowsths that? Ain't dat why I love dat couch so much?

Oh how I missthsed dos sthsoft cushions.

(And isthsn't dat why I love dem sthsquirrelsths sthso much? Ain't dat why I bark at them sthso loud? Cuz I ain't allowed to chasthse dem tings? If dey'd justhst let me out I'd be quiet.)

And den dat udder girl with dem yellow hairsths came. How I love dat girl but she no like Denali. She alwaysths be sthsaying "Go away Denali." But I don't go away.

And den, lasthst weekend Ma and Popsths went back to the mountainsths - my mountainsths where I be born and raisthsed till dey brought me to dis city. And dey didn't even take me and Tahoe. Lucky us 'do, dat Patricksths came to watch us. He be pretty good to us - he walk usths and sthscratch our backsths and call me Nali tron. I like dat Patricksths, but dat Tahoe, she be a mountain dog and she no like dat Patricksths. And she ate a cookbook to prove it.

Dat Tahoe. She be a messths. But, she makesths me look like a perty good dog cuz all I do isths carry dem underwear around da housthse. I don't eat nuthin'.

-Nallersths

Heavensths yesths! A trip home...

2008-10-21T13:55:00.006-04:00

Oh dearsths! We wentsths and sthsaw grandpa dis weekend. Oh da glory of dat visthsit. Tahoe and I had to sthsleep outsthside dough. Tahoe didn't like dat. Sthshe get all up in a fussths. Crying all da time and jumping up and down like a horned frog. Don't getme wrong nahow. I likesths to jump. But I like beingsths able to run around in da outsthsidesths. Dere wasthsn't too much grassths in da way eithersths.

But den came da bath. Oh I don't like dat bath. We wasths durty I guessths from the sthsleeping outsthside so Ma and Popsths thought dey should bave usths. Popsths took Tahoe sthso I wasths glad about dat cosths dat meant I got Masths. She be easier on my neck den Popsths. Sosths we wasths clean aftah dat. Well relatively sthspeaking I guessths.

Dat wasths a trip home.

-Nallersths

Tizzthys

2008-10-16T16:00:00.002-04:00

Dadsths came homesths yesthsterday all up in a tizzthy. Sthomethingsths about histh windah. It wasths busthsted out ohr sthomethingsths. He caught me on deh couch again dough. I wasths on deh bed too, but I don't think he thinksths I wasths on dere. At leastths I don't thinksths sthso.

But today isths good. Tahoe sthays itsths too hot in disths housthse but I don't think sthso. Sthseemsths reeeeeeeeal niceths to me. I like the warm. Winter be coming dough and Isths think I'm ready. Ma and Popsths got heat thisths winter sthso dat be a good thing.

OHSTHSNAP! I dun sthsaw dat sthsquirrelsths!

-Nallersths

Sthsquirrelsths!

2008-10-14T12:01:00.002-04:00

Well hot tamalesths! I justhst sthseen a sthsquirrelsths. I wanna chasthse it, but I can't till Popsths let me outta disths housthse. Probably won happen dough! Oh how I wanna chasthse dem sthsquirrelsths!

Disths war hasth now been declared. I'm officithally gonna kick me sthsome sthsquirrel assths. Oncethse Popsths letsths me out I'm gonna chasthse down dem sthsquirrelsths and declare my victory. And all yall justhst laughing at thisths here blog poststh can go over wid dat sthsquirrel fo yo defending. Cosths they aint no match! No match. Yo heaya dem wordsths? Gud!

Mark my wordsths kidsths. Deesths teef don't lie. Dere tear you up sthsquirrel! Dat picture don't intimidate me. And you besthts get a bigger helmet dan dat. It'sths onto to the reckoning!

-Nallersths

Grassthsesths

2008-10-10T16:25:00.008-04:00

Every mo-ning der isths a routine. Ma takesths me out onda lead fo a poo break. Tahoe alwaysths takesths her sthsweet time while I jusths gotsths to go and get outta dat messthsy grassths. You see. I don't like dat grassths. It alwaysths wet in da mo-ning. My pawsths be gettin wet and really it'd just be lot bettah if ma let me off dat dang lead and let me run. Popsths alwaysths wakesths up late sthso by the time he wake up, he wantsths to run through disths whole routine again. Well I'll be a cat. I don't want to, but he seemsths to think it necessary. Sthso I sthsleep fo awhile and Tahoe (whatta foo sthshe is) just watchesths him eat dem huny nut cheeriosths.

But back to dat grassths. It be alwaysths wet and I don't wanna go in dat grassths, but Pops pullsths me by dat lead and make me.

And daths be my mo-ning routine.

-Nallersths

Nailsths

2008-10-08T10:21:00.006-04:00

Mosths of you can't relate becausthe you have fingersths. Well I've got pawsths and they're sthsmall. But my paw nailsths are really big and popsths alwaysths complainsths about the floorsths getting sthscratched up. Tahoe getsths sthsuper excited when he comesths home and jumpsths all over the place. She'sths really the one that scratchesths up the floorsths, but I think he thinksths it's me. I'm just hoping mom doesn't cut them becausthse that can hurt real bad. One time Tahoe sthscreamed like hell after she cut hers. I don't want that. Maybe they'll take me to grandpopsths and he'll cut them. He'sths older than popsths I think and seemsthst more experienced in that sthsort of thing.

Anywaysths, I think they are getting long. They make noisthse when I walk and that can't be good becausthse I'll wake up dad when he'sths sthsleeping. Not that he wakesths up for much anywaysths.

Just be glad you have fingersths.

-Nallersths