De Nalito

Hola amigos. My name es el Raton Beastito San Cristobal de la Cruz. Me cusin es de Nali-Tron de la Cruz. He es a bandito. He has no balue...but he echase de squirrels and he echase de cats. Es pathetico. He does enothing.
Is my dream to come to dis country and hopen a restaurant, but is bery difficult. But...is okey, I'm open a restaurant called Ristaurante del Raton. We especialize in aNalitos, asyouknow a Nalito is a tortilla especial named after my cusin Nali-Tron, who es a bandito, but I hope dat my cusin is lead to do good things because of the success of de Nalito. Is more to dis life dan echasing the cats and echasing the squirrels.