Well, folkshs. In addition to having the world'sth largest underbite and fighting hard for the position of world'sth ugliest dog, momsth and popsth spend $462 to discover that I have thyroidsths issue and put me on 5 different pills. They also have to serve me filtered water. The resultsth:
1) I will stop chewing my skin off.
2) I will resume my jubilant, joyful, jocular disthposithion. (Ma and Pops just sthoughth I was homesick for Astheville. Apparently thyroidalsth conditionsth lead to skin chewing AND depression.)
3) I won't have crysthals in my urine. Oscarths told me I didn't want those. Apparently that could lead to .....well, nevermind thatsh, I don't have any reproductive parts. Besides the volv. I think my medsth will cure that, too.
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Welcome to Nali_Tron
My name isth Denali. I'm a mutt. Ma told me she found me running up the sthstreet one day in Asthsheville, NC. I apparently sthsmelled like trash and poo, but she decided to take me home anywaysths. I live in a sthsmall house with my Bernesthse mountain dog sthsisthster Tahoe. She likesths to sthsleep a lot and won't play me. People like to laugh at my teeth becausthse they sthstick out really far from my face. I enjoy looking at sthsquirrelsths, chasthsing them and barking at people. I hate the cold and enjoy sthsandy beaches.
One day Popsths made a pumpkin latern of my face and it looked like a robot. People made fun of my teeth again and sthstarted calling me Nali_Tron. I started thisths blog for them. I hope you'll sthstay awhile.
-Nallers (aka - Denali - aka - Nali_Tron)
One day Popsths made a pumpkin latern of my face and it looked like a robot. People made fun of my teeth again and sthstarted calling me Nali_Tron. I started thisths blog for them. I hope you'll sthstay awhile.
-Nallers (aka - Denali - aka - Nali_Tron)
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